Who knew getting skinny was so expensive?

Checked out some fitness places tonight. Who knew getting a little exercise would be so expensive?!?!?! For the price they are charging I expect to get lips like Angelina Jolie, a butt like J-Lo and legs like Cameron Diaz---overnight! Why doesn't it work running after a busy 3 yr old. Guess the hunt continues for a workout place. On second thought, maybe I could get a membership, take a book, and park myself somewhere hidden in the gym for an hr or 2 of peace each night. Not sure the 6-pack abs would jump out but sure sounds relaxing.